Stupid Tidbits of a Stupid Person

If you could be a garden tool, what would you be? Since "Garden Weasel" has been over-done... I'll go with Gopher Repellant. Gophers like gardens, and people use Gopher Repellant to keep them away. People use me to keep girls away. Hey, whatever works.

Comedic Preferences

Did you know: I prefer talking with people face-to-face, because I'm a very visual speaker, and I'd rather make silly looks and do stupid things than try to tell normal jokes.

More useless knowledge

Did you know: My legal signature is signed from right-to-left, and can be read normally by holding the paper up to the light?

Do they pay someone for this?

Blogger.com has some very "unique" questions for their profiles... And since we've become such good friends, I'll try to answer some more...


You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
Um? What? I'm ALWAYS that hungry. Heck, I'm starving right now!


Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
I've never really stopped to "smell the dandelions" as it were, so I'm not quite sure what they smell like. Or maybe I did, but that was 15 years ago. And I needed the money! Oops, wrong answer. Go around, and let everyone believe I have the worst taste in cologne in the world. Who knows, maybe I do.

You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
One heck of a martini glass? Maybe an funny-looking man. Heck, go for the gusto, I could make an entire picture... of olive pits! I think the little buggers are nasty, so I've never looked closely at an olive pit. If it's multi-color, you can make a two-tone picture. Personally, I'd just go with the hug and get her a late gift. It's less tacky. Of course, making something out of super glue and olive pits probably has some "deep" message.... I think it's "I've become loopy and you created me. Aren't you proud?"

Stupid Blogger Questions

You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?

Pink Bunny Slippers!

Location is everything

Of all the places I've lived, Florida has the best thunderstorms.

Stupid Tidbits of a Stupid Person

Did you know: I drive like a grandmother.