Do they pay someone for this?
Blogger.com has some very "unique" questions for their profiles... And since we've become such good friends, I'll try to answer some more...
You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
Um? What? I'm ALWAYS that hungry. Heck, I'm starving right now!
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
I've never really stopped to "smell the dandelions" as it were, so I'm not quite sure what they smell like. Or maybe I did, but that was 15 years ago. And I needed the money! Oops, wrong answer. Go around, and let everyone believe I have the worst taste in cologne in the world. Who knows, maybe I do.
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
One heck of a martini glass? Maybe an funny-looking man. Heck, go for the gusto, I could make an entire picture... of olive pits! I think the little buggers are nasty, so I've never looked closely at an olive pit. If it's multi-color, you can make a two-tone picture. Personally, I'd just go with the hug and get her a late gift. It's less tacky. Of course, making something out of super glue and olive pits probably has some "deep" message.... I think it's "I've become loopy and you created me. Aren't you proud?"
You're in the grocery store with a broken cart. How will you ever be that hungry?
Um? What? I'm ALWAYS that hungry. Heck, I'm starving right now!
Your superpower is that you smell like dandelions whenever someone lies. How will you maintain your secret identity?
I've never really stopped to "smell the dandelions" as it were, so I'm not quite sure what they smell like. Or maybe I did, but that was 15 years ago. And I needed the money! Oops, wrong answer. Go around, and let everyone believe I have the worst taste in cologne in the world. Who knows, maybe I do.
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
One heck of a martini glass? Maybe an funny-looking man. Heck, go for the gusto, I could make an entire picture... of olive pits! I think the little buggers are nasty, so I've never looked closely at an olive pit. If it's multi-color, you can make a two-tone picture. Personally, I'd just go with the hug and get her a late gift. It's less tacky. Of course, making something out of super glue and olive pits probably has some "deep" message.... I think it's "I've become loopy and you created me. Aren't you proud?"
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